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He finally saw an add in a local newspaper for a position at a zoo.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! " "No," says his advisor, "in her biology class." Zoo An unemployed biologist from Roche pharmaceuticals was having considerable difficulty in finding a new job.
"We piloted this joke to make sure it was really bad." Bell and her assistants watched 186 people as they were told this joke by strangers, friends or family.
They found that many people didn't hold back in expressing their displeasure at the lame humor, responding with phrases ranging from the mild, "That’s not funny," all the way to downright offensive and profane retorts.
The amoeba asks "So, lacking any psuedopodia, how do you manage to get around?
He jumped up and down, beat his chest and roared as people cheered.
People responded with insults, sarcasm, fake laughter and a host of other comebacks.
These harsh responses might stem from the fact that jokes are usually an interruption to normal conversation, Bell said.
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